BEEMERICA

First thing I thought of. Seriously why was that giant circle behind him?
I don’t really care a lot for Captain America, or superheroes in general. But, with the Captain America movie fast approaching this Friday, I realized I DO have something relevant to its release that we all can enjoy. I have been waiting since DECEMBER for this thing to make its existence meaningful.
Me and my friends were at a dollar store in Jersey, trying to find the worst Secret Santa gifts possible for people, when we stumbled across the diamond in a coal mine of AWFUL. Dollar store book shelves are always teeming with nonsense, but nothing could ever hope to match up to the vortex of insanity that is the Captain America Sentinel of Liberty Coloring and Activity Book.
